After hitting me in the back of the head with a water bottle, Larry looks all innocent.

Me: “See, this is what I have to put up with all the time!”

Larry: “Have I ever hit you with a water bottle before? No, that was the first time.”

… and again…

Larry: “And that was the second.”

Me: “So, have you ever read that book The Five Love Languages? Clearly yours is physical touch.”

Larry: “You mean abuse. Physical abuse… yeah, that’s what you get when you raise daughters.”

LOL πŸ™‚ Seriously, Larry, you’re my favorite!