I enjoy Lolita(Nabokov), but I am very disturbed by his love for butterflies. Mostly, because butterflies are fluffy and I don’t like fluffy things. In fact, I am terrified of dryer lint and cotton candy. Back in the day, this extended to fog, as well. But I have come to realize that even though fog is technically a cloud on the ground, you really can’t feel it’s fluffiness, like one might expect from a cloud.

Lepidoptera: The Art of Mounting Butterflies.

Again: Eww.